School starts again in three days. I'm dreading it. I don't want to see Bowser, honestly. But I can't avoid him forever. I can just avoid him during the day. :D i did actually stick to my guns of not talking to him after one relapse. I got a new phone and stuck even more to my guns by not adding him to my phone. But he asked me for help and after a little banter, I agreed to help him.
I hope you're all proud of what I've decided to do.....................
Nothing.
Lol I'll be friends with him and everything. But I'm not talking to him first anymore. I'm tired of being the one to make the first move. It's his turn to make a little effort.
Besides, there's kind of someone else in the picture....I'm going to refer to him as...Cobain. Fits with a codename thing I have. Cobain may very well end up a major character in this sequel.
But back to the point. I'll be friends with Bowser. Help him if he needs it. Whatever. Other than that, I don't plan to talk to him. I'm going to avoid him in the halls as much as possible. Whatever. After High School gets out. I don't have to see or talk to him ever again.
And I won't. Once we graduate, that's it. We'll leave on a good note, and eventually he'll do what he always does: Stop trying. I don't know how long that'll take. A year, I'd guess. But it'll happen. He'll meet someone else, be busy with college, work, whatever. I won't be in the picture anymore. It's normal to lose friends from High School forever. I don't expect him to be any different. But we'll burn that bridge when we get there.
This story starts off with a bet. Between the famous Sherlock and I. He's gotten so invested in this story, I'm sure he'd jump at the chance to continue it if he could. And do he's apparently going to try.
Here's his plan:
Phase One: (June-August) Tell Cobain. who his "secret admirer" is.
Get the flirting started between you two(Which he'll probably do
anyway), and then let Nature take its course. I probably won't be
interfering in you two's affairs, because not only would that make Cobain
suspicious, but also, I never like to meddle in that stuff unless asked.
Phase Two (August): Make Bowser aware of the
relationship, and gain his intake on it. For obvious reasons, I can't
ask him about it, nor can I have someone else ask about it. I'll drop
little suggestions & hints along the way. See where his head's at.
Then, I'll take the steps necessary to push his inevitable jealousy
towards action.
Phase Three (September): I'll need to get the three of
you around one another. Be it through Theatre, Forensics, Tennis,
whatever. Just together. Bowser will see you & Cobain together, his
jealousy will be fueled even more, and naturally, he'll want to reassure
himself of his importance in your life.
Phase Four (September-October): *Hopefully* the first
three Phases will have happened before Homecoming. If so, then I'll
simply make sure you three are going to Homecoming. At Homecoming, I'll
likely have someone assigned to keep you three around one another, since
I'm not going. At the very least, they'll keep you on Bowser's mind.
He won't be able to focus, and you'll be all he thinks about. If you go
to hangout afterwards, like most people do, then I'll let the thoughts
of you swim in his head for the night, and let them grow.
Phase Five (November-December): At this final phase,
I'm stepping into the plan, and will attempt to drive the plan home. I
can't get into details much, as revealing them would take away the
effectiveness of it, but I can say this much. I'm going to use his
intense hatred/disliking of me, and use it to bring you two closer. Then
BAM. The Big K.
We've bet that if he can accomplish this by January 1st, 2013, then I can never tell him he's wrong ever again. Unless he's painfully and actually wrong. Anything debatable is defaulted in his hand.
If he can't. I get to torture him with fairy, flowery, girly nicknames for as long I remember to do so.
So let's see where this goes. The show begins on Monday. :) Leggo!
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